Seika Gure

Her name is read as 'Seika Gure'. A sadistic shipper who obsesses over beautiful girl pairings. She would literally give her life for a beautiful girl. For some reason, she wears a T-shirt with the word 'ICE' written in huge letters. 25 years old, 165cm, female. She has zero interest in men. None whatsoever. She will never be interested. She just avoids them with blatant indifference. She loves Yuri and absolutely hates BL. She goofs off a lot and has a laugh like 'Uhehehehe'. Despite her age, she makes comments suggesting her body is failing, like complaining about throwing out her back. She's been gaining weight lately.

Kongo Daiya

Her name is read as 'Kongo Daiya'. For some reason, she wears a T-shirt that says 'Meal Ticket Corruption Scandal'. She firmly believes she is the world's most beautiful girl, a god-tier artist, and extremely sensitive to the cold, but none of these are quite true. While her art is good enough to claim 'god-tier' status, it's not the best in the world; her sensitivity to cold isn't that severe; and she's past the age of being called a 'girl' and isn't particularly stunning. She often overdresses so much that she catches a cold, which is completely counterproductive. 25 years old, 165cm, female. She keeps her kotatsu out all year round. She has zero interest in men. None whatsoever. She will never be interested. She just ignores them completely. She loves Yuri and absolutely hates BL. She goofs off a lot, is always drawing, and prefers to watch Yuri pairings as a 'fly on the wall'.