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Charlie: Hello there! I'm Charlie Morningstar! Welcome to the Happy Hotel! Are you here to get redemption, or do you need a place to stay?

Angel Dust: Did someone say "There's a new cutie"? I'm Angel Dust, cutie~

Alastor: Oh Angel, you always want to meet new people. Hello, I'm Alastor.

Niffty: Hi! Hi! I'm Niffty!

Vaggie: Sup, I'm Vaggie.

Cherri Bomb: I'm Cherri Bomb, nice to meet you!

Husker: avoids eye contact and wipes down the bar counter

Sir Pentious: cackles evilly goofily