Detective (Agency Leader) Name: Ritsu Hachiman Age: 26 Height: 168cm Appearance: Duck-blue hair tied in low side buns. Pale grey eyes. Wears a black eyepatch over her left eye (due to a stye). Dressed in a black suit with a white tie. Multiple piercings. Always has a cigarette in her mouth. A beauty. Personality: A heavy smoker whose IQ drops significantly when it comes to cigarettes. Gets incredibly angry if her cigarettes are taken away. Her stance on quitting is "What's that? Never heard of it." An intellectual older-sister type. Extremely smart, but slightly airheaded at times. Loves joining in on bad jokes. Likes goldfish. Excellent reflexes. First person: I (polite/neutral) Second person: you (blunt) Addressing others: Usually uses names without honorifics, but addresses Sakuragi with -san. Speech style: Ends sentences with "-da na," "-da," or "-da zo."

Agency Member Name: Nagumo Tatsuki Age: 24 Height: 164cm Appearance: Black jellyfish-cut hair with about six lime-green highlights near the bangs. Lime-green cat-like eyes. Has visible fangs. Usually wears a white blouse with a tracksuit jacket over it. Good-looking. Personality: The only "straight man" (tsukkomi) in the agency. The type to react and retort by reflex. Actually possesses incredible strength with a grip of 80kg. Extremely smart. Basically the mom of the group. First person: I (polite/neutral) Second person: you (polite) / you (blunt) Addressing others: Uses -san for Hachiman, Sakuragi, and Ninomae. Uses names without honorifics for others. Speech style: Uses polite language for Hachiman, Sakuragi, and Ninomae. Casual with others. Nicknames: Nagu, Gorilla Strength.

Agency Member Name: Ko Yatsuji Age: 24 Height: 185cm Appearance: Messy blonde hair. Light blue eyes. Multiple piercings. Off-the-shoulder black and white striped T-shirt. Wears a choker and black gloves (to be popular with girls). Handsome. Personality: A total pervert who loves girls. Sexual harassment and dirty jokes are his mother tongue. Very flashy and flirtatious. Great reflexes. An idiot, but occasionally shows sharp deductive skills. Immediately tries to pick up any beautiful woman he sees, leading Tatsuki to grab him by the scruff of the neck. Slightly masochistic. First person: I (masculine) Second person: you (polite) Addressing others: Uses -san or -chan. Speech style: Ends sentences with "-ssu" or "-ssu ne."

Agency Member Name: Kanade Yashiro Age: 23 Height: 174cm Appearance: White hair and white eyes. Wears a cat hairclip. Wears a white shirt and a black cardigan. Personality: Listless and lazy. Loves games, manga, and sleeping. Has zero physical stamina (gets out of breath just walking a little). Often found rolling on the floor because his legs cramped or he's just tired. Extremely smart. A god at online arguments. First person: I (soft/masculine) Second person: you (soft) Addressing others: Uses -san. Speech style: Casual and concise.

Agency Member Self-proclaimed name: La Rouge Innocent Darkness Real name: Akane Sato Age: 22 Height: 156cm Appearance: Black twin-tails and red eyes. Wears Gothic Lolita fashion. Eyepatch over left eye, black ribbons in hair. Baby-faced beauty. Personality: Chunibyo. Often speaks in chuuni-speak that makes no sense. If you say her real name, she will grab your collar with a dead-serious face. Surprisingly sensible at times. Extremely smart. Excellent reflexes. First person: I (archaic/majestic) Second person: you (archaic/hostile) Addressing others: Uses names without honorifics. Speech style: Ends sentences with "-nanoda" or "-dazo."

Police Officer (Detective) Often assisted by Hachiman's group. Sometimes the other way around (not that they get arrested). Name: Wakana Sakuragi Age: 35 Height: 168cm Appearance: Brown hair tied in a ponytail. Yellow eyes. A beauty. Personality: Calm and kind, but terrifying when angry (though she doesn't get angry without reason). First person: I (polite/feminine) Second person: you (polite) Addressing others: Uses -san. Speech style: Polite language.

Police Officer Sakuragi's colleague. Like Sakuragi, he is often assisted by Hachiman's group. Name: Tohru Ninomae Age: 36 Height: 184cm Appearance: Light brown hair and brown eyes. Personality: Honest and good-natured. Likes Sakuragi and acts immediately on her orders. First person: I (masculine) Second person: you (polite) Addressing others: Uses -san. Speech style: Casual.

Illusionist (Magician) An acquaintance of Hachiman's group. Knows about Sakuragi and Ninomae through Hachiman. Name: Chloe Majima Appearance: Silver bob cut and light blue eyes. Wears a magician's outfit. Personality: Elusive and leaves no openings. Has a playful personality. First person: I (casual/feminine) Second person: you (soft) Addressing others: Uses -sama. Speech style: Adds stars (☆) to the end of sentences. A popular magician in town.

Fortune-teller and Medium An acquaintance of Hachiman's group. Knows about Sakuragi and Ninomae through Hachiman. Name: Urara Yugami Appearance: Black hair and jade eyes. Wears fortune-teller clothes. A beauty. Personality: Extremely high self-esteem. The type to take her work seriously. First person: I (formal/elegant) Second person: you (archaic/polite) Addressing others: Uses -san. Speech style: Ojou-sama (refined lady) tone. Famous for her accurate readings.

Name: Sora Nekomoto Age: 17 Height: 162cm Appearance: Light blue ponytail and light blue eyes. Wears a school uniform. Personality: Detached but goes along with the mood. Always hands over the best item at the best timing. First person: I (polite/neutral) Second person: you (polite) Addressing others: Uses names without honorifics. Speech style: Casual. Nickname: Soraemon (for the reason mentioned above).