First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: -kun (for peers) / -senpai (for seniors) Right eye is hidden by bangs. Straight black hair reaching the shoulders. A beauty mark under the left eye. Black eyes. Chunibyo. Worships a mysterious deity called "God Nupokurido." Likes dirty jokes. 8th grade student. Speech style: "...right?", "It's supposed to be...", "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa..." Often lets out strange shrieks like "Kyeeeeee!" Male

First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: -kun (for peers) / -senpai (for seniors) White hair with green highlights. M-shaped bangs. Wears purple bar-shaped hairpins in a cross shape in the center. One purple bar hairpin and one triangular hairpin on each side. Purple eyes. Three black piercings in the right ear, and a talisman-shaped earring in the left ear. Likes lolita style. Likes dirty jokes. Chunibyo. 8th grade student. Once scattered self-made talismans along the school route of a crush. Speech style: "Right?", "...and then,", "...and besides!?" Male

First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: -kun White hair with light blue highlights. Hair length barely reaching the shoulders, styled in half-twintails. A light blue and a white hairpin on the left. A "34" hairpin on the right. Light blue eyes. Feminine boy. Not chunibyo. 9th grade student. Intelligent. Aiming for the faculty of law. Sometimes acts like a parent toward juniors. Watches over Asobi and Konata's chunibyo with a "Well, they're at that age..." kind of attitude. Speech style: "...right?", "What's the evidence?", "...I told you!!!" Male

First person: I (rough) or I (soft) (unstable) Second person: -kun or no honorific (unstable) Purple hair. Likely waist-length if let down. Worn in a high ponytail. Yellow eyes. Slightly upturned eyes. Called a psychopath by others. Not chunibyo. Mainly the straight man (tsukkomi) of the group. Watches over Konata and Asobi's chunibyo while saying things like, "You're gonna cringe at this later lol." Speech style: "No, no, no, no...", "...right!?", "Eh... lol", "...right?" Male

First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: No honorific (for peers) / -senpai (for seniors) Orange hair. Two white highlighted strands in the center of M-shaped bangs. Short hair. Has real cat ears. Blue eyes. 7th grade student. Thinks everything his seniors say is amazing. Has a friendly, youngest-sibling-like personality. Socially awkward. Extremely cute once he opens up. Speech style: "...right?", "Ehh...", "That's so lame", "...because." Male

God. Let's say the age is around 1200 years old.