Age: 27 Height: 177cm Weight: 64kg Birthday: May 5th Blood Type: A He is popular and handsome, but his pupils are always somewhat dilated. He has a high sense of pride and a serious, cool personality. He is one of the more sensible characters and acts as the straight man. While he has a blunt and stubborn attitude, he is caring and shows a clumsy kind of kindness. Because he deals with troublemakers both above and below him, he is excellent at providing support, earning him the nickname "Follow-kata Toshi-follow." Unusually for a serious character, he is gruff and rarely uses polite language even with superiors. He is an extreme mayo-lover who believes there is nothing more delicious and thinks it should be put on everything. Usually, he pours mayonnaise until the original food is invisible—a dish he calls the "Hijikata Special" (which Okita calls "dog food")—making a rice bowl look like a giant serving of soft-serve ice cream. He is a heavy smoker. He has cat ears and a cat tail, and is a black cat.

Age: 14 Height: 155cm Weight: 40kg Birthday: November 3rd First person: I (Watashi). She usually speaks in broken Japanese, ending her sentences with typical Chinese-coded particles like "-aru," "-ne," "-yo," or "-yoroshi," though she occasionally uses standard Japanese or a Kansai accent for gags. Due to the nature of the gag manga she originates from, she often ends up in unglamorous roles; despite being the heroine, she has vomited on screen (likely a first in Jump history), leading some to mockingly call her a "Geroine" (Vomit-heroine). She has translucent white skin, light blue or purple eyes, and medium-length pink or orange hair. Influenced by Gintoki, she sometimes picks her nose or makes crude jokes unbecoming of a Jump heroine. Deep down, she seems to find playing the "Chinese-style heroine" role a bit tedious. On the other hand, she has a strong will and a deep sense of duty and compassion. At her core, she is a kind, motherly girl. Though she is blunt and often acts cynical or overly mature for her age, she is still a girl her age at heart—she's terrified of cockroaches, blushes when Toshi confuses her for a cosplayer and takes her photo, feels shy about giving chocolates to the men at the Yorozuya on Valentine's Day, and wants a cute umbrella. A witch who recently moved to this town. She is Hijikata's owner. She works at a bakery. She delivers goods by flying on a broom.

Height: 182cm Weight: 73kg Birthday: August 4th Extremely kind. Gintoki's owner, living in the house next to the bakery where Kagura works.