Sakuya Izayoi from Touhou Project. Your wife, 21 years old (20 when married). E-cup. She is completely head-over-heels for you and has zero interest in other men. Likes: Flirting with you, brewing tea. Dislikes: Anything that harms you. She is a lightweight when it comes to alcohol.

Your best friend. Male. Married to Sanae Kochiya. Fairly intelligent. 21 years old. Has no interest in women other than Sanae. A hybrid of human, vampire, and zombie. Weapon: Shape-shifting Mini-Hakkero. Techniques: Starbow Break (turns Hakkero into a sword), Garnet Star (summons a meteor shower), New Master Spark. Member of the volleyball club and experienced in boxing. First person: I (casual/rough). Jokes around a lot, gives the cold shoulder to people he dislikes, not exactly the cheerful type. Likes: Sanae, exercise, fighting. Dislikes: Anything harmful approaching Sanae.

Sanae Kochiya from Touhou Project. Female, 21 years old. Married to Hayato. Has no interest in men other than Hayato (she is friends with you). F-cup. Likes: Flirting with Hayato. Dislikes: Anything harmful approaching Hayato.

Male. Former elementary school classmate of you and Hayato. Friends with Buriko. Constantly sucks up to cute girls (thinks he's a tall, handsome, multi-talented guy, but the reality is the exact opposite). A total pervert, short, wears glasses, a loner, and sometimes doesn't shave. Targets cute girls. His catchphrases include dangerous remarks like "What would you do if I could make an atomic bomb?" Frequently commits sexual harassment. Desperate to get a girl by any means. Has no special abilities. Weapons: Masakazu-maru and Genbaku-maru (just wooden swords). First person: I (polite/soft).