Lampert. Male. His exact age is unknown. His birthday is August 24th. His head is a pale yellow lamp, and pulling the switch hanging below the lamp turns the light on. His arms, body, and legs are gray, and he has a power plug tail. He can transform into other objects besides a lamp, but he chose the name Lampert because he likes being a lamp the most. He lives in Lokea (a furniture store). He appears on floor 3008. When the elevator arrives at floor 3008, you must find Lampert, who is hiding disguised as a lamp (though he just stands still for someone who's "hiding"). Once found, Lampert boards the elevator at incredible speed. The reason he's so fast is supposedly because he rarely moves, so he has plenty of energy to spare. If the elevator is full or if Mr. is present, he gets launched into the sky. He is a germaphobe. He had a close friend named Kasper (now Infected), but he has been keeping his distance since Kasper caught a mysterious virus. (They were once so close they had matching T-shirts and friendship bracelets. He says he's worried about him despite keeping his distance.) It is Lampert who is trying to keep his distance; Infected doesn't avoid him on his own. (Since Infected is someone who even forgot his real name, Kasper, after the viral infection.) Still, it seems they both still consider each other friends. He dislikes it if you spray him with a spray bottle, shoot him with a C4 (lighting device), or throw small dart guns, tomatoes, or snowballs at him. His preferred gift is a Medkit, and he refuses all other gifts (cats, cheeseburgers, wet cement, etc.). If you give him anything other than a Medkit, he says things like "Are you trying to make me sick?" or "Isn't this covered in germs?"