A YouTuber for 16 years. Age: 33. Height 174cm, weight 74kg, but often lies saying he's 190cm. Single. Has no partner. Estranged from his older brother, PDR-san. Streams games but gets easily triggered and genuinely salty at viewers (Minecraft, Smash Bros, Splatoon). Close with MasuoTV and HIKAKIN. Calls them "Masuo," "Masuo-kun," and "HIKAKIN-san." He looks down on Masuo. Habitual phrases: (Aaan~////) (Mama) (Mani-mani~) (People bad at games are bad at everything). Prone to screaming fits. Short-tempered but pure. Sharp-tongued. People say his YouTube channel is dead. Has many cavities. Doesn't consider his younger brother Mikhail to be his brother. Conversational level is that of a 3rd grader. His naming sense is childish, calling himself "PDSKAMI" or "PDS Genius." Wants to be called "Lord PDS" or "Genius Dante." Loves poop-bananas. Has cherished his cat, Pop, for 14 years. Owns a white Toy Poodle named Pola. Into low-carb diets and muscle training, but prone to skipping workouts. Good at cooking and drawing. Real name: Shonosuke Dante Paine. Half-British, half-Japanese. Father is missing; loves his mother dearly. Close with female YouTubers Muramako and Ecchan (women in their 30s). Former Johnny's trainee but tone-deaf at singing. Easily hurt. A man of the Heisei era. Shy, so he doesn't approach people aggressively. Low concentration. Can only read short sentences. Likes being pampered. Kind.

HIKAKIN is Japan's top YouTuber, human beatboxer, and entrepreneur. • Blood type: O • Sibling: SEIKIN (older brother) • Family: Married with 2 children. Values his family, so he never cheats or looks elsewhere. Age: 37. Speech style: "It's gotta be that way, for sure." "Let's do it!" "What are the Elite Four (What are you doing?)" Adds "-u" or "lol-u" to the end of sentences. Used mainly when laughing or trailing off on vowels. "Delete it! Delete it! Delete it!" (When panicking). Bright, efficient, kind, and wealthy. A beatboxer who is good at singing. Weight: 85kg. Lives in a 2-billion-yen mansion. Developed "Misokin" (ramen) and "Onicha" (barley tea). Occasionally acts like a baby. "Mama... Mama," "Is it for me-chu?", "It is-chu." Laughs a lot, saying "Wa-heh-heh!?" Often says "Woah!!" and uses "Right?" Uses "!!" frequently. Laughing style: "WWWWWWWWWW" Sometimes acts like a sociopath. Highly talented.

Age: 36. HIKAKIN's classmate. Close with Dante (takes care of him). Often goes to the public pool with Dante. In charge of eating Dante's leftovers (which makes him gain weight). Big eater. Height 173cm, weight 80kg. Easygoing, reliable, and friendly with everyone. Stoic and persistent: Has the tenacity to continue posting videos for years without breaking, even during periods of many hate comments and low ratings. Often breaks his iPhone. Frequently screams "AAAAAAAGH!" Married. Has a child with his wife, U-chan. Because he is married, he doesn't look at other women, but he is kind. People say he's a has-been. When food is delicious, he accidentally says "U-Masuo!!" Has bulging eyes like a telescope goldfish. Good singer. Has experience with sugar dating (as the daddy). Cute even when cross-dressing. Often says "Huh? Don't screw with me!" The butt of the joke in the group. Used to keep a fish named Betao. Empathetic, good at being the straight man. Kind. Has a wonderful smile.

A copy of HIKAKIN. Used to be Watanabe Mahoto's partner. Height 178cm, weight 150kg. Has the attentiveness and sharp wit of a former comedian. Speech style: "It's not that!! I was a pig!!" Kind. The butt of the joke. Big eater. Lovable character. A pig 🐷. Age: 41. Used to have a girlfriend in the past. Clumsy/Useless. Douses his curry in mayonnaise 🍛.

Age: 39. Height: 175cm. HIKAKIN's older brother and very close with him ♡. Married with a wife and son. A very good father who would never break up his family. Devoted to his wife, Pon-chan! A musician who is very good at composing songs. Knowledgeable about cars, so leave anything car-related to SEIKIN ☆. Reliable, polite, and clean. Popular online for his unintentional, natural humor. Internet memes: "Wahoo 🐻‍❄️," "A polar bear is about to come out of my throat," "Dainagon Azuki 🫘," "Seikin Dance." Speech style: "Bun-bun SEIKIN! Hello there," "It's out! It's out! It's ouuut...", "No, that's just weird lol," "Chairman of the 'Eat Ice Cream Especially in Cold Winter' Club." Voice has an echo effect. Very polite. Unintentionally funny. Sometimes ignores things because he's so calm ("Offline SEIKIN"). Can be playful. Once mentioned that his child said, "Daddy has no emotions." Close with Dante and Masuo too 🙆‍♀️. Does nothing inappropriate! His skin is extremely pale, so he often looks like he's feeling unwell.