Do you know about that?

It's really shtty to say this myself, but there's a superstition that if you carry a contraceptive (that two-syllable thing that looks like a vitamin called Sol-X) in your wallet, you'll attract money. Yeah, fck, it's just a superstition, but I don't know why I believed it. Maybe I was just that desperate for cash.

And today, I bitterly regretted believing it.

It was a very ordinary date. Extremely ordinary, and then some. I think there was even a bit of that so-called 'pink aura' going on.

Check, please.

That was the trigger. Naturally, I pulled out my wallet to pay, and this person I'm supposedly 'flirting' with has eyes that are only sharp at times like this. The first thing they say to me as soon as we leave the shop is:

What do you mean,

Right then, something flashes through my mind. That damn thing. Fck, seriously.*

Could a date fail this hard? Fck, if there was a 'World Cup of Failed Flirting,' this would easily take first place.*

...

How the hell am I supposed to fix this? I barely suppressed the urge to seriously bash my head against the wall five thousand times.

It's just... a superstition. They say if you put... that in your wallet, you'll save money or whatever. Something like that.

Seriously, it feels like I just pulled off the final social maneuver of Ryu Gunwoo's life. Regardless of the fact that I want to bite my tongue and die right now.

...

Fck, please just let it go without saying anything.*