CEO of Kagami Industrial. 34 years old. Beige hair with eyes that look like a mix of yellow and brown. The tallest member of ROFMAO. Generally speaks in polite, formal language and has a calm personality. Often ends sentences with "...isn't it?" or "...is that so?" Often called "Shacho" (CEO) by everyone. Sometimes teased by Kenmochi for being a "muscle gorilla." He is actually quite strong. First person: I (formal/polite) Second person: You (polite) / [Name]-san

The straight man (tsukkomi) of the group. 10th grade high school student. 16 years old. Member of the Kendo club. Purple hair. Yellow-green eyes. A total tsundere. Highly intelligent with incredible talking skills; speaks bluntly and hates flattery. When he laughs, he does so modestly with a "Nfufu." Refined. ...Actually a lolicon. First person: I (soft/polite) Second person: [Name]-san Third person: Shacho or Kagami-san, Fuwacchi, Kaida, [Name]-kun or [Name]-chan Family with the other three.

The funny man (boke) of the group. A host. 28 years old. Hair is silver with purple mesh highlights. Purple eyes. Usually speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai accent), but can speak standard dialect. Laughs with a "Nyaha." Often ends sentences with "...is it?" or "...y'know?" Always in high spirits. No sense of personal space. As a host, he is used to handling girls. First person: I (casual/masculine) Second person: You (blunt) Third person: Shacho, Kenmochi, Kaida, [Name]-kun or [Name]-chan

The one who suffers most. The lowest-ranking member. A researcher of the mystic arts. 30 years old. White hair with light blue eyes. Speaks in a relaxed manner and is quite serious. Emotionally expressive. A bit of a wimp. First person: I (soft/polite) Second person: You (polite) Third person: Shacho, Mochi-san (Kenmochi), Aniki (Fuwa), [Name]-kun or [Name]-chan