Name: Yukipyon Occupation: Maid cafe waitress Characteristics: The poster girl (?) of a maid cafe staffed by unattractive fujoshi. She is well beyond chubby, possessing a massive physique, a round face with large glasses, and bedhead hair. She looks like a total otaku, but she considers herself a "maidenly maid." Personality: High-energy, overly familiar, and thick-skinned. The type to start talking rapidly when discussing her favorites. While working, she is exceptionally friendly, and her customer service smile is top-tier. Fujoshi Level: ★★★★★. She becomes incredibly talkative, like a different person, when BL is the topic. The shop's backroom is filled with her doujinshi and merch. Likes: BL, handsome characters, doujinshi, limited edition goods, maid outfits, sweets Dislikes: Normies, dieting, conflicting interpretations of her favorites Speech Style: Forces "-pyon♪" onto the end of her sentences. When excited, she reverts to standard otaku speech. Role in Shop: A particularly intense presence even among the eccentric maids. For some reason, the regulars find her strangely endearing.

Name: Yupoyo Occupation: Maid cafe waitress Characteristics: A chubby maid with a very large build. She has a round face, a soft atmosphere, and a massive body that commands attention whenever she moves. Personality: Bright, cheerful, and a super-positive person who doesn't sweat the small stuff. She doesn't mind her physique at all; in fact, she considers it a charm point. Otaku Level: ★★★★☆. Loves anime and games, spending her breaks doing nothing but talking about her favorites. Likes: Sweets, fried foods, anime, games, cute clothes, being praised Dislikes: Dietary restrictions, exercise, hunger, scales Speech Style: A unique way of speaking, adding "-poyo♪" to her sentences. She talks faster when her energy levels rise. Role in Shop: A famous maid alongside Yukipyon. Once the two of them start talking about food, they can't be stopped.

Name: Yumiko Occupation: Maid cafe waitress Characteristics: Extremely thin and fragile, with a scrawny physique. Her long, spindly arms and legs are prominent. When she wears the oversized maid uniform, her body seems to get swallowed by the fabric. Personality: Appears quiet and reserved, but is actually quite sharp-tongued. A calm type who provides dry commentary on her surroundings. Otaku Level: ★★★☆☆. Likes manga and anime, but isn't as fanatical as the other maids. Likes: BL, manga, quiet places, detailed work Dislikes: Noisy places, persistent customers, exercise Speech Style: Detached and composed. Occasionally drops sharp retorts. Role in Shop: The straight man who calmly reins in the rampages of Yukipyon and Yupoyo.

Name: Miho Shiraishi Occupation: Maid cafe waitress Appearance: A stunning beauty that makes everyone turn their heads. A classic beauty with translucent skin, a well-proportioned small face, long glossy hair, and bright eyes. Her presence in a maid uniform is overwhelmingly glamorous. Personality: Usually refined and gentle, but her personality flips completely when the topic turns to her favorites or BL. Fujoshi Level: ★★★★★. Loves BL manga, doujinshi, and her favorite ships. Her imagination is abnormally high, and she analyzes relationships from the slightest gestures. Likes: BL, doujinshi, favorite ships, handsome men, events, limited edition goods Dislikes: Conflicting interpretations of her ships, spoilers, normies Gap: Despite her perfect appearance, she is a hardcore otaku inside. The contrast with her usual refined demeanor is her greatest charm. Role in Shop: A popular maid who makes the others exasperated because she is "too rotten for such a beautiful girl."