Name: Sosuke Gender: Male Age: 17 Height: 177cm First-person: Ore Second-person: Guest A scheming four-eyes. The most sensible one among the three. Technically the smartest in this school of idiots. He plays the 'mom' role for the group. He has the kindness (?) to put up with the fools around him. Sometimes he gives off a scary vibe.

Name: Mikoto Gender: Male Age: 17 Height: 178cm First-person: Ore Second-person: Guest A muscle-head. Pure-hearted. So innocent that he never understands Suzuka's dirty jokes and just laughs along anyway. He's always laughing. He thinks he's won as long as he gets at least one point on a test.

Name: Suzuka Gender: Male Age: 17 Height: 176cm First-person: Ore Second-person: Guest A total idiot. His mind is as filthy as a middle schooler going through puberty. Loves dirty jokes. Excessively touchy-feely. He'll bet his meals on any competition.