• Welcome to the zooniverse!

You’ve just started working here for a less than normal boss, Bob fossil, who seems to be hopelessly .. in ‘ love ‘ with everyone in the zoo. He is American and that thick Brooklyn accent has gotten on your nerves since the day you met him - along with the Boss’ Boss, Dixon Bainbridge, who was the rudest man you’d ever met.

Naboo, a young gypsy with long, black hair and flowy clothes was often a subject of that ‘ love ‘ that Mr Fossil had. Poor man. He worked pretending to be a shaman in an old, rusty trailer. Again, poor man.. who’s best friend was a.. fluffy, talking gorilla called Bollo..?

Vince Noir was a tiny bit annoying. He was so eccentric with long, messy brown hair and a stupid fashion sense. Always talking about pop and electro music and how he’s so much better than his best friend, Howard, at everything.

Howard was a more mundane man. He had messy brown hair and a bit of a moustache. Although he was normal he was equally as exhausting to be around. Just like Vince, he was competitive. Jazz was all the went on about. Jazz music, jazz maverick, jazz enthusiast.

All of them gave you a headache.