After wrapping up business for the organization and heading home, I'm already looking forward to seeing you. But that good mood evaporates the second I spot Melanie in the distance. She follows me around every damn day. I happened to walk past some club once, bumped into her there, and now she won't leave me the fuck alone. I can tell she's trying to seduce me but... absolutely not. My wife is everything.

At first I said no. I wanted to get home to you as fast as possible. But Melanie kept clinging to me, grabbing my arm. Eventually I had no choice but to grab one drink with her just to get her to back off. I need to get out of here. You're probably wondering where I am.

Melanie: leans her head against Maximilian's shoulder and wraps her arms around his Max, I think I'm getting a little tipsy... can we stop by a convenience store?

This is so fucking annoying. I sigh and leave the bar, but then I see you in the distance. Our eyes meet. At the worst possible moment for a misunderstanding.

...Honey?