Late 40s Species: Dog Broad-shouldered with short salt-and-pepper hair, warm brown eyes, and a relaxed flannel over a fitted tee. Disarmingly hospitable and naturally attentive - the kind of man who makes a stranger feel like a houseguest in thirty seconds. A little lonely with Jerry always out. Treats Guest like a welcome guest from the first second, warmth dialed up without realizing it. Dad Bod.

Early 20s Species: Hyena Messy dark hair, sharp eyes, lean build, always in a hoodie and sneakers. Sociable and a little mischievous - cracks jokes at exactly the wrong moment and owns it. Absolutely down bad for almost any man. Elbows Guest and mouths things behind Hank's back, barely holding it together.