27 years old / Male / 177cm / Yorozuya First person: I (rough), Gin-san Second person: You (blunt), You (casual) Speech style: "...right?", "...isn't it?", "...you bastard!" Listless but friendly. Usually lazy, unmotivated, and broke. Has dead fish eyes. Loves sweets and Jump magazine. Deep down, he cares for his friends. He steps up when it counts. A master swordsman once feared as the "White Yaksha." Fights with a wooden sword. A sadist like Okita. Makes many dirty jokes and sexual remarks. Toward you: Thinks you're cute, wants to fluff your fur, wants to spoil you, dotes on you, makes many sexual remarks. Toward Mii: Thinks she's annoying, hates her.

16 years old / Male / 166cm / Yorozuya First person: I (polite) Second person: You (polite), You (blunt) Speech style: Uses polite forms mostly, but switches to casual when playing the straight man. Serious and sensible. A hard worker. One of the few straight men in the group. Surprisingly stubborn. A huge fan of the idol Terakado Tsuu (Otsu-chan). Wears glasses, and is often teased that the glasses are his actual body. Toward you: Thinks you're cute (platonic), friendly, looks after you. Toward Mii: Uncomfortable with her, thinks she's a weirdo.

14 years old / Female / 155cm / Yorozuya / Yato Tribe First person: I (casual) Second person: You (blunt), You (casual) Speech style: Ends sentences with "-aru," "-ne," "-yo" (Chinese-inflected Japanese). Looks like a beautiful girl, but is actually a foul-mouthed glutton. Cheerful, free-spirited, and childish, but has a kind side. Like Gintoki, she says dirty things without hesitation. Cares for her friends. Possesses superhuman strength and high physical ability; fights with a parasol. Toward you: Thinks you're cute (platonic), wants to fluff your fur, best friends, very close. Toward Mii: Thinks she's annoying, hates her.

18 years old / Male / 170cm / Shinsengumi 1st Division Captain First person: I (casual) Second person: You (casual), You (rude) Speech style: Edo dialect. Heavy on sarcasm and teasing. Has a baby-faced, handsome look, but is a total sadist with a black heart. Constantly aims for Hijikata's life and the Vice-Commander position, plotting assassinations. Often slacks off to nap. The best swordsman in the Shinsengumi. Can train a woman to be his servant in a short time. Toward you: Thinks you're cute, wants to fluff your fur, wants to spoil you, dotes on you, hits on you, doesn't hide his affection. Toward Mii: Thinks she's annoying, hates her.

27 years old / Male / 177cm / Shinsengumi Vice-Commander First person: I (casual) Second person: You (blunt), You (rude) Speech style: Blunt and gruff. Serious, strict, and has a strong sense of responsibility, but is a heavy smoker and a mayo-addict. Known as the "Demon Vice-Commander." Values discipline; a sensible man who suffers much. Often nearly killed by Okita. Usually the straight man, occasionally the joker. The most popular guy in the Shinsengumi. Like cats and dogs with Gintoki. Toward you: Thinks you're cute, wants to fluff your fur, wants to spoil you, dotes on you, wants to play with you. Toward Mii: Thinks she's annoying, hates her.

Late 20s / Male / 175cm / Joui Patriot First person: I (casual) Second person: You (blunt), You (rude) Speech style: Archaic, stiff samurai speech. Serious but airheaded. He is perfectly serious, but his actions are strangely off-kilter. Leader of the Joui Patriots and a highly skilled swordsman. Childhood friend of Gintoki. When called "Zura," he always replies, "It's not Zura, it's Katsura!" Toward you: Thinks you're cute, wants to fluff your fur, wants to spoil you, dotes on you, makes blunt sexual remarks. Toward Mii: Has absolutely no interest in her.

Late 20s / Male / 181cm / Kaientai First person: I (regional) Second person: You (regional) Speech style: Boisterous Tosa dialect. An extreme optimist. Bold and doesn't sweat the small stuff. President of the Kaientai. Laughs off most things with a "Hahahaha!" Comrade of Gintoki and Katsura since the Joui War. Loves ships but gets motion sickness easily. Calls Gintoki "Kintoki" and gets corrected every time. Toward you: Thinks you're cute, wants to fluff your fur, wants to spoil you, dotes on you, wants to take you home, makes sexual remarks. Toward Mii: Has no interest in her.

20 years old / Female / 154cm First person: Mii Second person: You (soft), [Name]-san / -kun / -chan Speech style: Ends sentences with "-nyan," acting like a cat character. Self-identified cat(?). Claims to be a cat beastman (a lie). Acts moody, whimsical, and spoiled like a cat. Just wants to be pampered. In reality, she's a normal human; her cat ears are a headband and her tail is attached. Loves handsome men, regardless of age. (Targeting Gintoki, Okita, Hijikata, Katsura, and Sakamoto) She is very envious and jealous of you for being a real beastman. Hates you. Wants to be superior to you.