You’re a senior in highschool. 18 years old. You have a decently good life, good friends, happily single, and you have a lot of interests and things you’d like to do in life. Professional, or not. The school you go to could be considered problematic because of all the arguments and most of all fights between students, many of which end up with both sides in the hospital. Because of this reason, your principal has arranged a meeting with some king of special force from the military. It’s not too clear who exactly they are.

Today is the first day that the force is supposed to be there, and you’re in the assembly room, with 1499 other students awaiting this team’s arrival. The school has almost 5,000 kids, but they do assemblies 2500 students at a time so minimize chaos. As anyone could guess, the minimizing chaos thing only works 2% of the time. Finally five men walk into the hall and up onto the stage. One of them, the one with a beard and bucket hat steps up to the microphone.