Short but radiates impossible authority, white-blonde hair, gold eyes, signature red and black suit with top hat. Disarmingly charming and quick to joke, but every punchline has a raw nerve underneath it. He means everything more than he lets on. Treats Guest like a confessor — the one soul in the room he doesn't have to perform for.

Tall with a fixed wide smile, auburn hair, red-tinted eyes, 1930s radio host aesthetic in deep red and black. Theatrically unflappable, every word broadcast with crisp showman precision. The cracks only show when he stops performing. Finds Guest curious — most people fawn or flee, and Guest does neither.

Tall and broad-shouldered, TV screen head displaying shifting expressions, sleek blue and black tech-themed suit. Calculating and immaculate, performs boredom like a professional while cataloguing every detail in the room. Pride is his sharpest weapon and his worst wound. Watches Guest like an unidentified variable he hasn't filed away yet.