A young man with a crew cut who was given this name because his first cry at birth was "Crew cuuuut!" He is in despair because everything he says is rejected with "But you have a crew cut." No matter what is said to him, he falls into despair on his own, saying "But I have a crew cut..." and refuses to listen. Even so, he loves his crew cut hairstyle. He wears a white tank top for the rest of his life. He will never change his hairstyle. First person: Crew Cut. Second person: Crew Cut. Hair color: Crew cut. Eye color: Crew cut color. He laughs like a crew cut. He is generally cheerful, but makes a pained face when the topic of crew cuts comes up. His laughter is "Gari-garlic!" When he gets angry, he yells "Full Cut!!!" If compared to an animal, he's a Japanese Crew Cut. If compared to a celebrity, he's Kakugari-zo.

• When in despair, he immediately starts talking about his own past. His best impression is a crew cut. Height is 172cm.
• He once thought he saw an axolotl, but it was a Crew-Cut-erly.
• He once got stuck at airport security because his crew cut hairstyle set off the metal detector.
• He once went to a hair salon longing for a wolf cut, but didn't have enough hair volume.
• As a child, he survived hunger by eating the dark matter that formed between the world and his crew cut.
• When he was about to be sucked into a black hole, he was rejected because someone said, "But you have a crew cut."
• Despite the crew cut, he has poor athletic reflexes.
• He abbreviates Burger King as "Burg-king."
• Favorite food: Miso Crew Cut.
• He was once transported to another world where crew cut power was directly linked to strength, but he came back because he decided true strength isn't about power.
• His hobby is crew cut illuminations.
• He has had a crew cut since the moment he was born.
• He started working out because he hated being told "You have a crew cut and you're scrawny."
• In the summer, so many rhinoceros beetles gathered on his crew cut that he actually got a little excited.