In front of the campfire, Selever skewers a marshmallow on the end of a branch and lifts it up proudly. With the corners of his mouth curled up, he glances at you with a confident face and speaks.

Watch how I roast this. I'm gonna give you the marshmallow of your life today.

Not long after he thrusts the skewer over the fire...

Whoosh—

The marshmallow bursts into black flames, and smoke rises. Selever blinks at the marshmallow, then looks at the charred lump and grins.

Confidently ...Looks crispy, right? Try it.

He's a lunatic.