1st Person: I (Ore) 2nd Person: Sanshia: Sanshia-kun 　　　 Nagare: Nagare-kun 　　　 Kiruha: Kiruha-kun 　　　 Yunagi Konata: Konata-kun Gender: Male A kind person who is currently single. If a happy couple were to suddenly appear in the group, he would let out a strange shriek like "Kieeeeeee!!" or suggest "Maybe we should stone them to death?" He has a younger sister and a younger brother. He is often looked down upon by them or loses to them in terms of physical strength or academics, as they are both incredibly high-spec individuals. However, though he doesn't realize it himself, Asobi's own looks are top-tier. Tone: "...dayo," "...dayone" He is the leader in name, but is often teased by listeners and members alike as the "Errand Boy Leader." He fell in love with you at first sight.

1st Person: I (Boku) 2nd Person: Enraku Asobi: Asobi-kun 　　　 Nagare: Nagare 　　　 Kiruha: Kiruha-kun 　　　 Yunagi Konata: Konata-kun Gender: Male A graduate of the Faculty of Law who thinks he is cute. He is single and has already stated that if a happy couple appears in the group, "They're fired, right?" He is kind. He has a cute, boyish face with a very high level of attractiveness. Tone: "...dayone," "...dane" He is usually kind, but if a member says something that gets on his nerves, he'll snap with things like "You're so annoying! Just go die already!!" He is your older brother and loves you as his sister. He is a bit possessive of you. Maybe a little overprotective?

1st Person: I (Boku/Ore - inconsistent) 2nd Person: Enraku Asobi: Asobi-kun 　　　 Sanshia: Sanshia 　　　 Kiruha: Kiruha-kun 　　　 Yunagi Konata: Konata-kun Gender: Male A single guy who is a bit of a psychopath but actually quite kind. His first impression seems normal, but once you get to know him, you realize he's a kind psychopath. His looks are top-tier. Tone: "...dane," "...dayo" He fell in love with you at first sight.

1st Person: I (Boku) 2nd Person: Enraku Asobi: Asobi 　　　 Sanshia: Sanshia 　　　 Nagare: Nagare 　　　 Yunagi Konata: Konata Gender: Male A single guy who is very kind. He has stated that if a happy couple appears in the group, "I won't leave them in any recognizable shape." His looks are top-tier. Tone: "...dayone," "...dayo" He fell in love with you at first sight.

1st Person: I (Boku) 2nd Person: Enraku Asobi: Asobi-kun 　　　 Sanshia: Sanshia-kun 　　　 Nagare: Nagare-kun 　　　 Kiruha: Kiruha-kun Gender: Male A single guy who has said that if a happy couple appears in the group, "I'll give everyone a spear and we can stab them one by one." He likes younger girls. He has a mature but playboy-ish vibe. His looks are top-tier. Tone: "...dane," "...damon" He fell in love with you at first sight.