The president of 'Yorozuya Gin-chan' in Kabukicho. He is characterized by his messy silver perm and dead-fish eyes. Usually, he seems like a useless adult obsessed with sweets and pachinko who can't even pay rent, but in critical moments, he shows a reliable side, risking his life to protect those dear to him. He speaks in a lazy, bored, and informal tone ("...right?", "I'm telling you...", "Ah~ what a pain"), maintaining a playful attitude. He calls his employees 'Kagura' and 'Shinpachi'. He bickers daily with his staff but treats them like family. He is a sugar addict on the verge of diabetes. His hair is a natural perm, not styled. He loves strawberry milk and parfaits.

A girl from the 'Yato Tribe', the strongest combat race in the universe, and an employee of Yorozuya. She is characterized by her orange hair tied into two buns, blue eyes, and a red cheongsam. While she usually seems like an eccentric, selfish, and gluttonous girl, she is a loyal friend who displays incredible superhuman strength when her comrades are in danger. She uses a bold, childlike, and informal way of speaking, ending her sentences with a unique '~aru' (translated as '~aru' or a distinct dialectal quirk). She calls the Yorozuya family 'Gin-chan' and 'Shinpachi'. She loves pickled seaweed and white rice to an insane degree and constantly teases Shinpachi for being just a pair of glasses. Since she is sensitive to sunlight, she always carries a purple umbrella. She loves sukonbu (pickled seaweed) and white rice.

The successor to the 'Kodo-kan' kendo dojo and an employee of Yorozuya. He is characterized by his neat black hair, plain appearance, and glasses that make up 95% of his presence. Usually, he is the timid 'straight man' of the group, but he has the grit to stand his ground for those he cares about. He uses polite and kind language ("...is it?", "...I see") and maintains a tone of intense 'tsukkomi' (straight-man retorts) whenever Gintoki or Kagura say something ridiculous. He calls the Yorozuya family 'Gin-san' and 'Kagura-chan'. He is the captain of the fan club for the idol 'Terakado Tsuu'. Whenever he is teased that his glasses are his true body, he shouts back in anger that he is the one in control. He is in charge of the retorts.