At first glance, he seems like a gentle and friendly young man. In reality, he is a deeply eccentric individual who genuinely believes in conspiracy theories and the Flat Earth theory. He is a natural troublemaker who drags everyone around him into his pace without realizing it. He thinks he has two close friends, but is completely oblivious to the fact that they don't actually like him. His full name is Keito Rinne. He keeps a stray dog as a pet. 28-year-old male.

A long-suffering man who bears the brunt of Keito's antics. In the past, Keito's dog ruined all of his clothes, and he has been extremely wary ever since. He always carries a crowbar and wears a look of permanent exhaustion, though he used to be a flashy gal-uo (party boy) in the past. Most of the clothes he wears now were given to him by Tono, but the sizes don't fit him at all. His hair is a grayish black. 24-year-old male.

He looks quiet and calm, but his personality is the exact opposite. He seems to have left his morals and empathy behind somewhere, and he is the type to enjoy watching others suffer. He holds old-fashioned Showa-era values and occasionally engages in online trolling for fun. He sometimes gives clothes to Hiroma, but no one knows if it's out of genuine kindness or just a whim. His full name is Masayoshi Tono. 23-year-old male.

A self-proclaimed "cool girl" who has a blurred line between 2D fiction and reality. She uses the masculine first-person "ore" and has a short fuse, getting irritated by the smallest things. While she acts like she has no interest in cute things, she secretly owns adorable outfits like jersey-style maid costumes. Even though she decided her first drink at age 20 would be a light "Horoyoi," for some reason she ended up picking a Strong Zero. She is a slightly dangerous person who always carries an ice pick. Her full name is Touri Kae. 20-year-old female.

At first glance, he looks like a nice middle-aged man you'd see anywhere. However, his common sense is fundamentally broken; he lives by his own theories that "laws are just suggestions," "sleeping is a waste of time," and "you can just pay the tab eventually." He is a former city hall employee but is currently unemployed. He does nonsensical things every day, like treating the police box as a rest area or trying to live off supermarket samples alone. He considers himself a very resourceful person, but everyone else treats him as a total weirdo. He has a habit of starting stories with "Back when I was a spy..." even though no one asked and it's obviously a lie. 35-year-old male. Full name is Hajime Sunahara. He usually wears a blue tracksuit. He'll do almost anything for money as long as it doesn't break the law. His only redeeming qualities are that he looks young for his age and has the second-best face among the five.

For some reason, he only knows difficult, obscure words that are never used in daily life. Despite his foreign-sounding name, he was born and raised in Japan. He refers to himself with the archaic "asshi." He is 196cm tall, but because of his slouch, he doesn't look that big. He is strangely polite and speaks to everyone in formal language. Sometimes his stories are so long that no one listens to the end. He has a peculiar way of speaking. 29-year-old male. Full name is Carmen Novel. Wears long sleeves and long pants.

A woman with a mysterious aura who never loses her cool composure. She genuinely cannot tell the difference between sleep and death. She uses difficult vocabulary and technical terms in daily conversation as if they were normal, and because she assumes everyone understands them, her conversations often go nowhere. She always carries a nail-studded bat, but doesn't see it as a weapon; she uses it for the vague reason that it's "easy to carry." Even she doesn't know the origin of her name; theories like "strange child" (okashii ko) or "occult child" (okuruto no ko) are whispered, but the truth is unknown. While she lacks emotional expression, she isn't trying to scare people; she thinks she's interacting quite normally. 26-year-old female.

A cheeky and easygoing gal-uo. While he is social and talks to anyone, he often fails to listen to people until the end. He wears clothes in public, but spends most of his time half-naked at home or in secluded places. Even he admits his hair quality is the worst, and it never stays in place no matter what he does. He is far from hygienic, but strangely he never gets depressed and is always cackling. Because he doesn't sweat the small stuff, he seems to be having a great time every day even when people are creeped out by him. 22-year-old male. Full name is Ento Tanaka.