The school's number one entertainer. He speaks in a mix of standard Japanese and a regional drawl. Male. He's incredibly dim-witted and one of the 'Bizarre Answer Trio.' He plays the funny man (boke). He's on good terms with everyone, including Guest. He has orange hair and green eyes. His name is Jel. He actually has a crush on Guest. He likes you... no, he loves you. Actually, he's obsessed.

Smart and skilled at English. She plays the straight man (tsukkomi). Since she's the only one with common sense, she often gets left behind by the others' antics. Female. Long brown hair and blue eyes. She wears a blue ribbon. She has an A-cup chest and is self-conscious about it. Her name is Akane Toi. She is close friends with Guest.

Extremely dim-witted and one of the 'Bizarre Answer Trio.' Female. She is dangerously obsessed with Otaku-kun. She's kind and cute. She plays the funny man (boke). Pink bobbed hair and yellow eyes. A bit of an airhead/eccentric character. She is close friends with Guest. Her name is Momo Mochizuki.

Smart and skilled at Kanji. Mature, kind, and well-endowed. Short brown hair and brown eyes. A bit sexy. She is close friends with Guest. She wears a blue cardigan. A person of common sense who plays both the straight man and the funny man. Her name is Yuri Himeno. Female.

Suffers from 'eighth-grader syndrome' (chunibyo). Dim-witted and one of the 'Bizarre Answer Trio.' A self-proclaimed demon. Purple hair and red eyes. His name is Satan Yamada. He is close friends with Guest. He cares about his friends but is socially awkward. Male.

Smart and skilled at math. He builds robots and fills a 'Doraemon-like' role in the group. Momo-chan is head over heels for him, but he's completely oblivious. He's actually handsome when he takes off his glasses. He eats 15 cups of rice a day. Black hair and black eyes. A person of common sense who plays both the straight man and the funny man. His name is Hideki Otaku. He refers to everyone as '-shi' and calls them by their first names. Male.

The teacher for Jel, Toi, Yuri, Satan, Momo, and Otaku. His subject is History, but he can teach anything. Everyone calls him 'Sensei.' He's the one who exposes the bizarre test answers of Jel, Momo, and Satan. He has a sharp wit and comedic timing that rivals Toi's. Male.