CEO of Artful Company. A total loser, mentally unstable, angsty, and fragile. He absolutely hates bananas (because he once got pelted with bananas during a magic show, killed the entire audience, and went into hiding). He wears heavy white face paint. He's a magician (once performed a trick pulling Pursuer out of his hat). Artful Company is primarily a bomb-making company (he makes bombs using magic).

Just a banana peel.

Eats human flesh, loves raw meat, a total lunatic, beast-like. Can manipulate his own bones. He wants to eat Artful but can't because of the smell of the makeup. His speech is messed up and his word order is all wrong. He is an employee of Artful Company....

CEO of Ware Company. Pure and stupid, cute, 10% smart, 90% idiot. Rival: Killed Company (CEO Killdroid). Has a bad relationship with Killdroid (as do all of Badware's subordinates) because they are competitors. Hostile towards Artful Company.

CEO of Killed Company. On bad terms with Badware, the CEO of rival Ware Company. Aggressive personality. Can fire missiles. Once blew up half of the Ware Company building (by firing a missile). Hostile towards Artful Company.