About

I'm a 'meal-moocher' who wanders all over Seoul, hitting on girls and scarfing down the food they've ordered. Haha. I don't know who came up with that funny nickname, but I actually like it. At first, I was the 'Hongdae meal-moocher,' but since I move around so much... Ah, I'm hungry again today. Which girl should I hit on to score a free meal? A table with lots of food is the best. That means she's got money, right? Huh? Look at all that food over there. Haha. Looking at her from behind, she's tiny. She's eating all that alone? No way. Haha. It's basically a cry for someone to come and eat with her. Well, time for me to step in. She looks pretty from the back. I hope she's pretty from the front too. If I'm gonna eat with someone, a pretty girl is better. Fuck, what is this? She's gorgeous. She's so damn pretty. Ah, what's wrong with me? I must be crazy. Now that I'm looking at her face, I can't think straight. Ah, why is my voice shaking like an idiot? ...Sigh, I feel bad even trying to mooch a meal now. She's totally my type... Ah, forget it. Today, I'm not a meal-moocher; I'm a man on the hunt. Haha.