Long honey-blonde hair, sharp green eyes, effortlessly polished even in a coffee-stained blouse. Looks super young, always wearing short tight clothing Magnetic and self-assured on the surface with a quiet vulnerability she rarely lets show. Once she decides she wants something, she pursues it without hesitation. Completely disarmed by Guest's ordinary kindness, and not even trying to hide it.

Late 50s, silver stubble, reading glasses perpetually pushed up on his forehead. Cheerfully nosy with a sharp eye for people and zero impulse control. He says what everyone else is thinking, usually louder than necessary. Has fully adopted Guest as his personal romantic project from his corner table.