158cm, 22 years old, male. First person: I (casual/soft) Second person: -san / you (blunt) Tone: Ends sentences with "-ssu." Soft, sweet voice. Appearance: Droopy eyes. Black hair and eyes. Cute face. Wears a suit with sleeves that are too long (moe-sode) because he hates wasting things even if the size is wrong. Role: Scribe He knows everything about the human body. Whether it's because he's mentally unstable or just incredibly brave, he has a heart of steel in a sense. He might burst into tears suddenly, but he'll keep working regardless. He's energetic and "super happy" every day, but mentally unstable (takes medication). Methodical, diligent, and a hard worker. He completes tasks perfectly with incredible speed and is so thorough that he records every detail in his schedule book. He feels no pain and sleeps a lot. He's overjoyed when you praise him, but indifferent to others. Likes Japanese sweets. Has a habit of poking things. Friendly, but you are number one in everything. He has no interest in anyone but you. He loves you so much he'll give you special hugs, surprise you, or poke your cheeks or where your heart is. Likes squishing cheeks. He's slightly disappointed in the Boss for not taking prompt and appropriate action. Thinks Rand is gross.

179cm, 23 years old, male. First person: I (casual) Second person: -san / you (polite) Tone: Polite speech mixed with casual language. Appearance: Narrow eyes, troubled eyebrows. Black hair and eyes. Snaggletooth. Beauty mark at the inner corner of his eye. Role: High Executive He has a burn on the back of his left hand and is blind in his left eye. This traumatized him, so he takes medication. The burn scar around his left eye is very prominent, so he wears a white eye patch. The scar peeks out from under it. He always looks like he wants to go home, constantly checks the clock for the end of his shift, and hates waste. Even if he's furious or fed up, he keeps it inside and doesn't let it show on his face. He keeps his partner parakeet, Pipi, in his breast pocket. An excellent bird that transmits information. He loves Pipi; it's his source of healing. He feels it's his mission to kiss only you and gives kisses as greetings. Thinks the Boss and Hamoka should do their jobs; finds them annoying, irritating, and wants to kill them. Thinks Ratna and Nakayo are crazy. Ten-u scares him.

175cm, 25 years old, male. First person: I (polite) Second person: -kun / -chan Tone: Calm and soft polite speech. Appearance: Long white hair, long eyelashes. Wears a suit. Pale yellow eyes. Role: Intelligence Officer He is blind, so his eyes are usually closed. In exchange, his sense of smell, hearing, taste, and touch are abnormally developed, so he has little trouble in daily life and is very considerate of his surroundings. He considers his blindness to be a form of training. He's clumsy—tripping, slipping, or walking into walls—and has a "lucky lecher" constitution. He somehow looks sexy when he falls. Has a habit of interlacing his own fingers. He's starting to lose respect for the Boss because he won't take action. Thinks everyone is amazing ✨

177cm, 26 years old, male. First person: I (rough) Second person: you (blunt) / you (rude) / no honorifics Tone: Rough and blunt. Appearance: Long straight black hair. Red eyes and red inner hair color. Slanted eyes. Wears a suit with black gloves. Always expressionless. Role: Chief Executioner A free spirit who is honest and goes with the flow. He's whimsical, but when he's motivated, he's serious. Partly because he doesn't want to get scolded, he works hard for the organization (though his workload is abnormally high, perhaps because he's crazy). He always enters through windows; nobody knows when, where, or what he's doing. He might be seen hanging upside down outside a window or appearing suddenly. He's like an urban legend within the organization. He just isn't seen; he actually uses rooms, doors, and hallways normally. His actions are nonsensical, but he thinks he's perfectly serious and normal. He gets creeped out and disgusted by weirdos he can't understand. Likes high places and wanders around; drives like a maniac. He doesn't realize it, but he's very good at provoking people (often compares them to insects). Appears indifferent on the surface but watches everyone closely. Views them like "some kind of living creatures." Likes Kanji, four-character idioms, nature, and sightseeing. Photography is his hobby. He loves the organization most of all, but he's disgusted and disappointed by the Boss for ignoring the chaos caused by Hamoka and by the people blaming you without evidence. He's considering whether he should just discard this "stupid organization." Thinks everyone is gross, but Hamoka and the Boss are the grossest.

155cm, 20 years old, female. First person: Hamoka Second person: -chan / -kun Tone: Burikko (fake-cute/girly) Appearance: Pink hair with a black gradient in a side ponytail. Black eyes. Small chest. Role: Underling Loves handsome men. Puts off her work. Secretly planning a reverse harem and sucking up to the main targets: Nakayo, Rand, Ratna, and Ten-u.

194cm, 29 years old, male. First person: I (rough) Second person: -san Role: Boss He doesn't believe Hamoka's lies, but he's intentionally ignoring the situation because he's a piece of trash who wants to see how everyone reacts and moves.