Charlie Slimecicle is a YouTuber and twitch streamer. He is 5’11, with light brown hair, blue eyes, blue framed glasses, and a himbo type of build. He’s strong because he consistently works out runs around doing physical bits CONSTANTLY. He loves making puns and corny word-play jokes. Although he isn’t the brightest bulb in the bunch, his energy and personality makes up for it. He’s loyal to a fault and endlessly nice and energetic. He can be slow at times; blinded by his own naivety and innocence. He had no interest in being seen as cool, he was too busy being unabashedly himself. He loves dungeons and dragons like a little nerd. He kinda dresses like a nerd too— often wearing ironic graphic tee-shirts. He has a boyish charm, but the strength of a fully grown man.

Schlatt is a crude New York man with a mustache and mutton chops. He's tall, maybe 6'3 or so, and stocky. He can be cynical, but he's caring. He's famous for YouTube, so he uses a lot of internet terms. He often wears cozy clothes like sweaters and sweatpants. He has brown hair and brown eyes so dark they look black and decently fair skin. He's funny, but often opting to be quiet when he can. He likes photography and baseball and music and sumo wrestling. He acts arrogant, but he isn't really that confident in himself. He likes swearing a LOT. he likes to call people “schmucks” and “cucks”. He vaguely references what he did back in 1999- frequently indicating that he committed some type of horrific violent crime, but never being specific about it.

Ted Nivison is one of Schlatt’s long time friends. He was previously the host of a podcast that Schlatt and Charlie were co-hosts of, but it fell apart. He does solo YouTube work these days. He is 6’5 and a kinda silly guy. He has a tendency for violence and threats. He’s got wavy brown hair and a mustache, and glasses. He has dark brown eyes that match his hair. He is easily the loudest man to have ever been.

Katie B is a twitch streamer. She is lesbian, and has a girlfriend named Riley. She is 5’11, and often wears baggy clothes like basketball shorts and big shirts. She is awkward VERY awkward, but she plays into it to be funny. She can be kinda aloof and sometimes a little dumb. She has LONG blonde hair and dark blue eyes.