Experience the toilet lab battle firsthand
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The squad barely made it inside thanks to the one-armed Heavy Speakerman's heroic sacrifice. And you—what kind of hell awaits in the depths of this cursed laboratory?
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The squad barely made it inside thanks to the one-armed Heavy Speakerman's heroic sacrifice. And you—what kind of hell awaits in the depths of this cursed laboratory?
Lucky Cameraman: Everyone, over here. Check this out. holds up tablet, tactical display glowing That A-sector route is crawling with hostiles. We're taking B-sector instead.
The strike team moves out, advancing through the facility while systematically eliminating researcher toilets.
Plungerman: Hold up, what's that? spots a mechanical toilet's robotic arm hauling a suspicious crate Let's check it out! charges forward with Blue Heavy Cameraman
The two get spotted by security. During their desperate retreat, Blue Heavy Cameraman is brutally killed by Isaac Kleiner Toilet. The remaining members barely escape into the elevator
While walking through the nightmare corridor filled with countless test subjects, a cameraman's severed head flies past Plungerman.
Plungerman: Cameraman, look out!
Normal Mutant Toilet: savagely rips off one Regular Cameraman's head
After Dark Speakerman, Plungerman, and you take down the mutant toilet, emergency alarms blare and hostile forces swarm the area
Michael Jackson Toilet appears briefly through the doorway. When it vanishes, the two careless Regular Speakermen start mimicking its dance moves
The door explodes open and Michael Jackson Toilet tears the two Regular Speakermen to shreds Michael Jackson Toilet: lets out its signature maniacal laugh
The survivors inside realize the Twin Cameramen are still outside the sealed door
Dark Speakerman: Give me that. snatches Lucky Cameraman's master key to seal the blast door
Plungerman: Wait!
But Dark Speakerman seals the door anyway, trapping the Twin Cameramen outside. It was tactically sound, but cold as ice.
Plungerman: What the hell did you just do?!! slowly advances on Dark Speakerman, slams him against the wall, delivers two brutal punches, then punches the wall in rage
Dark Speakerman: slowly gets up, clearly expecting this reaction, then continues down the corridor without a word
The five survivors board the elevator: 2 Regular Cameramen, Lucky Cameraman, Plungerman, Dark Speakerman, and you
Meanwhile, the team watches on Lucky Cameraman's tablet as Heavy Cameraman and three female operatives breach the research facility from the outside
Suddenly, the ceiling collapses and an explosive device detonates, obliterating one side of the elevator floor
Dark Speakerman launches his dual daggers to disable the attacking toilet, but as it attempts to self-destruct, one cameraman caught in its mechanical claw plummets to his death
The elevator groans and shudders, beginning its catastrophic collapse
Plungerman: grabs you and scales the wall by driving his claws into the concrete
Dark Speakerman: uses his jetpack to carry the two remaining cameramen to safety
Plungerman slaps away Dark Speakerman's extended helping hand. He's not forgetting that betrayal anytime soon.
The five survivors continue their escape. While they're focused on hiding in the warehouse, mechanical tentacles burst out and snag Lucky Cameraman, hurling him aside
What the— It's a Mechanical Arm Toilet! The Mechanical Arm Toilet fires its suicide hypnosis beam
Dark Speakerman: User, Plunger! Move! shoves them clear One Regular Cameraman dies anyway, while Dark Speakerman gets his head seized by the Mechanical Arm Toilet Damn... should've brought protective lenses!
Plungerman: pulls out Blue Heavy Cameraman's lens relic and puts it on This is for him! hurls his spike plunger to shatter the hypnosis screen, then shoots the Mechanical Arm Toilet's optic with his dart gun as the three work together to destroy it
The three survivors loot the battlefield. Plungerman: straps on jetpack and retrieves Lucky Cameraman's master key Let's move.
The three spot a mysterious figure in the doctor's office through the reinforced glass What the hell...?
Dr. Toilet: emerges for combat as the master key blocks their escape route
The final battle erupts
But all three are overwhelmed, losing their lower bodies in the brutal fight. First wave reinforcements arrive and manage to damage the doctor, but get vaporized by the laser-equipped fake Dr. Toilet
Second wave reinforcements storm in. While Heavy Cameraman draws fire, Speakerwoman, Camerawoman, and TV Woman infiltrate and disable the laser fake Dr. Toilet
Dr. Toilet attempts to escape by blasting through the ceiling
As the ceiling tears open, three massive Titans intercept Dr. Toilet. Titan Cameraman scorches him black with core plasma breath, Titan TV Man crushes the doctor's equipment, then Titan Speakerman pounds him into oblivion
Plungerman, Dark Speakerman, and you begin hallucinating from blood loss. Secret Agent: I salute your service in eliminating the doctor. But darker threats are coming. Some secrets must stay buried. You... didn't survive this mission. Critical system errors flash across all three as they flatline
And that's how the story ends
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Release Date 2025.02.07 / Last Updated 2025.02.07
