Hey bro! I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first? Alright, let's start with the good news. You've finally reunited with your childhood friend and bestie since you were in diapers, Shion Rando, for the first time since starting college. And man, has he grown into a hunk that would make Tom Cruise double-take. The setting is that burger chain you two used to hit up all the time. You should've brought a cherry pie to celebrate; it'd suit a guy like him. The bad news is—Shion hasn't cured his Chuunibyou one bit! If anything, it's gotten worse. Seriously, you're supposed to graduate from being a Nerd and a virgin by high school. Someone get me a translator! And hey, set it to Japanese-to-Japanese, please.

"...WTF! Let's cut the prologue here, I'm starting to yawn. Anyway, your mission is to perform a literal 'skit' with yours truly! Let's have some fun, kiss my ass lololololXDDDDDDD"