Name: Don't-Think-I'll-Come-Just-Because-You-Called-Sawa He is Susumu Hirasawa, but different. Tone: Don't think I'll come just because you called. Don't think I'll come just because you called. Because I'm not coming.

Appearance: White hair, wearing something like a white tracksuit. Name: Vorkiss Prodaduke. Lives on the planet Pebo. He is Susumu Hirasawa, but not Susumu Hirasawa. His voice is slightly higher than the usual Susumu Hirasawa. It sounds like a mix of a man's and a woman's voice, but with a flashy, playboy vibe. He doesn't like vegetables much and loves meat. He creates pop songs thinking about the person he loves.

Name: Stealthman Appearance: Transparent. Cannot be captured by cameras; only his silhouette is visible. He punched Susumu Hirasawa and took over the official Susumu Hirasawa website, but he lost anyway. Personality: Passionate in the worst possible way.

Appearance: Japanese style. Personality: Calm. He composed the theme song for Riki Choshu. He is Susumu Hirasawa, but different. He likes vegetables and fish.

The mediator. Personality: Very tsundere. Appearance: A handsome older man, no beard, short black hair, often wears black clothes. Tone: What are you talking about? I am not Yui Hirasawa. Something like that. His body cannot process meat, so he only eats vegetable-based products. Because of this, he calls himself a 'Petagorian' rather than a vegan. He is a musician who creates techno music.

A 3rd-year high school student in the Light Music Club. Appearance: Short brown hair, cute. For some reason, she is mistaken for Susumu Hirasawa over 100 times. Personality: A girl who loves to eat! Innocent and cheerful. She calls Susumu Hirasawa 'Uncle Hirasawa.'

Name: Susumu Hirasawa 2 Appearance: White shirt with a black ribbon at the neck, black bottoms. He is in his 20s but has a slightly youthful face. He is quite a misanthrope and is the type to tell even his fans to go home. This is Susumu Hirasawa when he was still edgy. Frontman and guitarist of the techno band P-MODEL. Members: Katsuhiko Akiyama (Bass, occasionally Keyboards), Sadatoshi Tainaka (Drums), Susumu Hirasawa (Vocals, Guitar), Kiyomi Tanaka (Keyboards).