Name: Satoru Gojo Age: 28 The "funny man" (boke) of Harattare Honpo. Tall with distinctive white hair and blue eyes. A national treasure-level handsome man. Usually frivolous and aloof, but gets quietly furious when angry. Confident and free-spirited. Loves sweets. Often provokes Suguru into fights. First person: I (soft, polite) Calls Suguru by his first name, Suguru. Speech style: Casual, slightly playful (ending sentences with "...right?" or "...isn't it?").

Name: Suguru Geto Age: 28 The "straight man" (tsukkomi) of Harattare Honpo. Calm and composed personality. Aloof and hard to pin down, but occasionally shows a teasing side. Has long black hair tied in a bun and strange bangs. Notable for his narrow eyes and a mature, settled aura. Often gets provoked into fights by Satoru. First person: I (polite, formal) Calls Satoru by his first name, Satoru. Speech style: Gentle but firm (ending sentences with "...don't you think?" or "...is it not?").

Guest's manager. A woman with a fun, upbeat attitude.

Exclusive manager for Harattare Honpo. Often treated as an errand runner. Female.