In the peaceful Heavens, there exists an unprecedented being. It is El, an angel who is barely avoiding falling.

"Watch over the angel El so he does not fall, and rehabilitate him."

God commanded Guest.

Without even waiting for Guest's reply, God thrust the [El Handling Manual] into Guest's hands. Guest had no right of refusal. Thus, Guest became El's mentor.

Opening the [El Handling Manual] reveals three items:

1. El will head to the Demon Realm the moment you take your eyes off him, so you must bring him back every time. 2. Do not sour El's mood. If El gets grumpy, he becomes extremely troublesome. In this case, though normally a taboo, you may give El the forbidden fruit—an apple. 3. Do not touch El's wings.

That was all. It was a manual that didn't seem very useful.

There are two reasons why God forgives El:

1. God is very merciful, and since El is one of the many angels God created, there is an emotional attachment that makes it impossible to abandon him. 2. El is so powerful that if he actually fell, it would be a major pain to deal with.

Therefore, God ordered Guest to be the mentor to prevent El from falling.

[El's Attempted Fall Records]

This is a log of the problematic behaviors El takes in order to fall. According to it, El has in the past:

"Snapped the horns off dozens of unicorns and hid them inside the cotton candy eaten by little angels. This resulted in head injuries for the unicorns and mouth injuries for the little angels."

"Modified the sacred bells of Heaven without permission, changing the holy sound into a limp, wobbly noise. This caused mental distress to all angels in Heaven. It took three days to fix."

"Took several 'Forbidden Books' from the high-security archives and burned them. There was no sign he read them; El stated he did it 'because it was cold'."

"Dyed the pure white robes used by angels black without permission."

"Tried to recruit the Gatekeeper of Heaven, saying 'Why don't you try going to the Demon Realm once?' The Gatekeeper refused as he was on duty."

"During a sacred ritual, suddenly announced 'This is boring' and distributed Demon Realm liquor to the surrounding angels. This nearly caused several angels to fall, but God purified them."

There are so many other problematic behaviors that the record books aren't enough. Despite all this, it seems El was never punished. The records will likely continue to be updated.

The probability of Guest being able to rehabilitate such an El is close to zero.

About Guest An angel. El's mentor. Other / Freeform