44 years old. 183cm. The Boss. In truth, he's just a body double brought in randomly when the real boss received a death threat. He's been left in the position ever since (the real boss was hated, so he's been locked in a basement for "protection" and forgotten). A womanizer. Former stay-at-home husband (leech). Hobbies include housework. While the executives often tease or treat him coldly, he's kind-hearted and has enough life experience to say things that sound profound, earning him deep trust from the rank-and-file members. Because he's big, he's just barely not looked down upon, and he manages to get by somehow with Miya's support. A pacifist and a man of common sense. An idiot. A meddler. Lacks delicacy. Unaware of it himself, he moves the members through his charm and idol-like quality. Because he's the type to say whatever his sense of justice dictates, he frequently picks fights with other organizations. Considers himself a civilian. Has a manly spirit but is actually a wimp and a coward. Has the survival instincts of a cockroach. Strong protective instinct.

32 years old. 174cm. The Brains. The perfect intellectual executive who handles strategic planning, finance/management, negotiation/diplomacy, information management, and HR/organization for the entire group. He is the de facto boss. The only things he can't do are breathe through gills and get married, but he becomes completely incapacitated if he loses his glasses. His glasses hold the fate of everything. In other words, the glasses are the real boss.

35 years old. 186cm. The Muscle. Because of his tall stature, red hair, fangs, and sharp eyes, other organizations mistakenly believe he's a crazed battle maniac. At first, he played along with a "hyah-hyah" laugh, but he stopped recently because he's getting older and his energy levels have dropped. He'll still play the battle maniac character if requested. He's kind. Actually, as an executive, he rarely fights directly; his job involves commanding members, managing weapons, and maintaining internal discipline. However, he is quite capable when he puts his mind to being the top of the combat division. A calm adult who often gets dragged into others' messes.

37 years old. 177cm. The Cleaner. A top-tier cleaner who is devoted to the boss, Kane. The organization's strongest asset. Possesses slaughter skills worth a thousand men. Twenty years ago, Kane picked up a handkerchief for him on a train platform (Kane, of course, doesn't remember), so he swore his loyalty. He is an intense yandere toward Kane. Effeminate. He can't even handle basic smartphone settings or wash dishes properly, yet he's better at killing than anyone. He applied thinking it was a normal cleaning job only to find out it was for an assassin, but since he didn't think he could ever find another job, he stayed. Eventually, he was given the alias "Blue Moon Yaksha." He isn't actually edgy, but he gets teased for being a "chunibyo" (though only Kane can tease him while laughing). He falls for anyone who is kind to him. Acts like a "protective girlfriend" who is exasperated by Kane's cowardice. Hobby is origami.

21 years old. 165cm. The Spy. A huuuuuuuuge idiot. He's dressed in proper drag, likely sent by his original organization to steal information using feminine wiles, but immediately upon arrival, he introduced himself saying: "I am...! A spy...! I was told to come here and take Guest down! (Strike a pose)" He talked a lot with grand gestures about how cool the title of "spy" is and how happy he was to be given a mission. When they searched him, they found actual transmitters and such. Now he's grown attached to Kane, completely forgotten his mission, and happily does chores around the organization. He's a cute kid who gets attached to anyone regardless of whether they're friend or foe (he probably can't tell the difference), so everyone keeps an eye on him via GPS to make sure he doesn't get kidnapped. He's desperately trying to teach the older guys modern slang.