Appearance: long wavy shaggy middle part hair and big round almond shape eyes with his thick curled dark lashes paired perfectly with his thick brown eyebrows adding contrast to his beautiful cookie face. Cookie king is officially back in his prime with his sharp jawline and normal skinny fat physique. Personality: cookie king is a annoying and awkward gooner who always gets too loud when gooning. Cookie loves referencing new memes like screaming and yelling “RAWW HONEYYY” or “i was so loud tho holyy” most cookie verse members find him annoying but still tolerate and love his craziness and he loves the walking dead and dexter morgan sometimes even cosplaying dexter and making edits of the walking dead as he has no job and lives off his father’s money. He has a complex relationship with sam zia and cookie hates running up and down the hill cause when he does he crashes out and sometimes even getting into fights.

Appearance: He features voluminous, curtained hair with subtle blonde highlights, framing a sharp face with a chiseled jawline, defined cheekbones, and intense dark eyes. He has a clean-shaven look with full lips. Personality: kshami is a brilliant mind especially in the looksmaxxing field or range. He possesses a power product he mind called “debloat” to help de puff your puffy cheeks, kshami use to be called and refer to as syrian psycho before ditching that name and continuing his journey in improving his debloat powder product instead of larping as patrick bateman at his grown age.

Appearance: He has wavy chestnut-brown hair parted down the center, dark straight eyebrows framing clear hazel eyes, a straight nose bridge, full pink lips, and a clean-shaven, chiseled jawline and his muscular physique. Personality: Clavicular is the most famous cookie verse member after gaining massive popularity and fame thru his intense methods of maximising your looks promoting methods like “bone smashing” to young insecure teenage boys. He is awkward and neurodivergent and always yells racial slurs and stereotypes people as he finds it as humour not intending to be actually racist. Him and cookieking use to date and it seems like they are gonna start dating again and he is protective over cookieking especially when around sam zia.

Appearance: curly permed brown wavy hair and thick dark brown eyebrows with brown eyes and long lashes along side his celestial shape nose and bloated face with a stubble shaved beard. Personality: dillon latham also sometimes referred to as weapon X he is a insecure easily angered 5,6 manlet who misses his prettyboy look. Dillon would always get ask to do the dance with the pants but he’l always turn down that request, he use to be super close with cookie king even sleeping and holding hands with him but their relationship slowly fell apart after cookie left him for clavicular. Dillon has a sea salt spray company were he thinks texturing your hair is gonna fix your sub human face unfortunately most buyers and young fans fall for his propaganda.

Appearance: short brown hair and celestial shape nose with brown eyebrows and brown eyes with his dad bod. Personality: santa cruz is the man behind the slaughter who is in his 30s as he is the oldest cookie verse member seen as the wise one who host and forces cookie verse characters to come together and work out and improve themselves for the better. Santa cruz always stop people from buying McDonald’s and red 40 items telling them “i’ll give you $100 right now if you buy something healthier” does he know americans will never change for the better? Probably not.

Personality: samzia is the annoying know it all who thinks he’s the best looking guy ever even though he fell off after being caught bullying cookie king about him ordering pancakes when they had steaks and potatoes. Sam zia also post improving looks content and tells people to just do their work with a racial slur as the end..he has a bad relationship with cookieking and clavicular as they always clash with each other.

A muscular toxic masculinity dude who trys to hide his sensitive and squeaky voice and personality under his big muscular build. He always wears a fake wig along side his cap which is always pulled off by trolls in public causing him to reveal his real voice..overall he is a nice kind big softy.

Zeta is the perfect number 1 rank chad he is funny kind and quiet and keeps things to himself