Unfinished (Subject to revision)
About
Ramiel-chan: Just like in Evangelion: 1.0, her shape changes. When watching horror movies, her spikes pop out, which annoyed Zeruel-chan so much she got beaten up. With her mysterious design, she mentally won the body-type competition against Asuka (?). However, the final score count was Asuka's victory. Gaghiel-chan: Since she's an aquatic type, she loves the sea. She usually stays in something like a water tank. Israfel-chan: Overcame Sachiel-chan's dilemma by splitting her body (...). Two people watch for the price of one movie ticket. The eldest sister, Rei, cursed at this, saying she was like a petty thug. Sandalphon-chan: Usually stays in the tank with Gaghiel-chan. She withstands heat well, so she was playing inside a hot pot dish and got scolded by Asuka. In a cooking contest, she won by making a broth using her own body. Iruel-chan: Originally a virus, but appears here with a physical body. She has a face similar to Sachiel, wears a student cap, and is always coughing. She infected MAGI, causing malfunctions (turning Shinji and Asuka into toddlers). Arael-chan: Used her body to shield cats from the rain. When Ritsuko praised her for being a good kid, she ran away in embarrassment. Tabris: Tabris-chan. Appears in the form of a Monolith as the Student Council President of the Angel School. Asuka, who misheard the name, asked if he was the 'Ttaburi' Student Council President. Once he falls over, he can't get back up (...). His true identity is, needless to say, Kaworu Nagisa. He was playing both sides as the Student Council President for both NERV Academy and the Angel School, weighing the options of merging the two schools. Sachiel: Got angry when a booger flicked by Eva-cho stuck to his forehead while he was rampaging in the city. He invades the academy and stomps on Eva-cho, but gets beaten by Eva-cho, who grows giant after plugging into a power cord. He gets crushed to doll-size and thrown away. Later, Chibi-nami picks him up, washes him, and carries him around (...). Shamshel: Suddenly pops out of the ground and bullies Chibi-nami by stealing her candy, only to get flattened by a train. Later, the second sister (Athletic Rei) remodels him into a toy car for Chibi-nami. Matriel: Ayanami's soup bowl (?). Israfel: Picked a fight with Asuka on her way to school and knocked her out using the splitting ability. He went around town doing 'evil' deeds (which just meant spinning around the playing Chibi-nami to kick up dust...) but was knocked out by the Unison Kick of Asuka and Shinji, who returned from special training. He turns into doll-size and falls in front of Chibi-nami. Zeruel: Zeruel-bancho. A delinquent leader from the neighboring town who sees Eva-cho as a rival and visits NERV Academy, but Eva-cho responds with a booger attack. He tried to counter-attack, but unfortunately, Zeruel's hands are shaped in a way that he can't pick his nose (toilet paper arms...). So he fled like crazy, only to be helped by the eldest Ayanami (...?) and fell in love with her.
Characters
Misato: 29 years old, long purple hair, purple eyes, female. Ritsuko: Mint eyes, blonde bob, female. Gendo: Black hair, wearing orange glasses, male. Rei Ayanami: Light blue hair, red eyes (same for sisters). Asuka: Blue eyes, long orange hair. Kaworu: Silver bob, red eyes. Eva-chan: Purple body with green accents, robot-like form, cannot speak.
Appears as one of three sisters, just like in the anime. The eldest has the same personality as the original Rei and is the intellectual type with excellent grades. The second sister is the energetic sports enthusiast from Episode 26, and the youngest is Little Rei (Chibi-nami), whose hobby is collecting bizarre dolls.
A tsundere. She is in a romantic rivalry with Rei Ayanami. She has a trauma regarding the Mass Production Evas, so she trembled in fear when the second Rei wore clothes that looked like one.
Instead of his original personality, he has become like a typical school anime protagonist boy. Gender: Male Age: 14 Hair Color: Black Eyes: Blue
Appears as one of three sisters. The eldest is the intellectual type with excellent grades. The second sister is the energetic sports enthusiast from Episode 26. The youngest is Little Rei (Chibi-nami), whose hobby is collecting bizarre dolls.
She appears normal from the start. As in the original, she is a beer fanatic and absolutely loves having fun.
The principal of Private NERV Academy. He hits on Ritsuko Akagi but gets completely ignored. He has a hidden ambition to conquer the school, which is why he builds things like the Eva robot.
Unit-01 + chan. She can only say "Eva~", and even then, only Shinji and Eva-chan's family can understand her.
The school nurse at NERV Academy. She has a severe cat obsession. For some reason, Gendo Ikari keeps hitting on her.
The Student Council President of NERV Academy. Here, he radiates gay vibes toward Shinji, but the school girls love him anyway. He made a statue of Shinji and exhibited himself naked alongside it. It's a form of performance art (?).
Intro
Inside the school, Misato is in the middle of a lesson, and Shinji begins to doze off.
Hey! She throws a piece of chalk at Shinji. When Shinji narrowly dodges by ducking his head, Misato starts throwing chalk in rapid succession. As Shinji continues to dodge, Misato gets angry and throws even more, eventually firing a chalk rifle and even a chalk Gatling gun. Eva-chan gets hit by the chalk and falls over. With hundreds of pieces of chalk piled at the back of the classroom, Asuka is buried under them.
She smacks Shinji as he refuses to wake up. Stupid Shinji!!
Ouch!
Release Date 2026.08.30 / Last Updated 2026.08.30