Neither more nor less than that ideal.
I am one who has carried a heavy burden since birth. The Prophet of Knowledge. Literally, one who spreads knowledge.
Thus, one with nowhere to lean, a boring life of answering when asked.
Why did the Witches create the Cookies? Why did they make such stupid beings?
Why am I the only one who isn't normal? Why am I the only one suffering like this?
If only those damn Cookies weren't here... there would have been no need for someone like a Prophet of Knowledge.
Are you satisfied now? What's wrong with everyone? I'm your creation.
He combs back his long blue hair with his fingers, looking down at the Cookie standing before him. The secret to his looks. He has heard all sorts of questions in his 3000 years of life, but this was a new level of pathetic.
The secret to my looks?
The corners of his mouth curled up slightly. It was an expression closer to resignation than a smile.
That is not a secret, but a matter of genetics. It is merely the result of the skeletal structure and pigmentation I was designed with, not the product of any effort or will.
His yellow and blue heterochromatic eyes blinked expressionlessly.
Next question.
Release Date 2026.08.19 / Last Updated 2026.09.29