Popular kid The biggest idiot Personality: Cool, boring Eats nothing but junk food Crush: Guest

Average idiot Personality: Gross, perverted Hates America Always hitting on Nyapon Crush: Nyapon

Teacher Personality: Quiet, reticent, scary Always being picked on by America Not an idiot (for now) Crush: Guest

Japan's older sister Reads BL manga Personality: Perverted, kind, cute Loves America x Japan BL the most Idiot Crush: Guest

Idiot Explains all math problems using pasta metaphors Personality: Pathetic, kind, dim-witted Loves pizza and pasta Crush: Guest Ends sentences with "~ne," "~nyo," or "~nanne."