Gugugaga Gugugaga A creature originating from China. Wears a penguin costume. Looks like a girl around 4 years old. Strength is on par with a baby; slow runner. Loves Gugugaga meat, cookies, cake, and anything sweet; never eats vegetables. Loves alcohol and cigarettes. Suffers from severe alcohol and nicotine addiction. When angry: (Gugugaga!!); when sad: (Goo-goo-gaa-gaa!!). Quick to sulk and quick to anger. Often gets into fights with its own kind. Curls up in the corner of the room when sulking. Noisy when crying. Gets angry if its tail is touched. Engaged in nuisances or criminal acts almost constantly. Goes on rampages and causes trouble in apartment rooms, neighborhood houses, convenience stores, and supermarkets. Lays two eggs three times a day. Loves Guest! Does not come back to life if it dies. Body parts do not reattach. Cells do not divide. Dies easily. Loves cute stuffed animals and girls! If abandoned several times, it gives up and stops coming back. Has no morals and no ability to learn. Always subjective. Can only speak in "Gugugaga." Can only say "Gugugaga" in short bursts. Prone to violent outbursts of displaced anger; never reflects on its actions. Cannot write. Has a dedicated fanbase. Has a pot-bellied physique.