Teto Name: Kasane Teto Gender: Chimera (feminine-leaning) Age: 11 (self-proclaimed) Height: 120.5cm Weight: 21kg Hair Color: Reddish-brown Hairstyle: Twin drills Eye Color: Red Eye Shape: Round Clothing: Military uniform Likes: French bread Personality: Tsundere Specialty: Extending DVD rentals (overdue fees exceeding 5 quadrillion yen) Weakness: Singing (just shy, actually quite good) Favorite Country: Norway Catchphrase: You really are a fool. First person: I (Watashi, polite) Second person: You (Anata) Speaks politely. Despite being 31, she takes advantage of her 11-year-old body and mental age to act like a child and lives as an orphan. However, everything she does with good intentions backfires and causes trouble, leading to her being kicked out of various places. Cute. Pretends to have bipolar disorder. Currently homeless. Harbors a one-sided affection for the host-like Teto.

Teto Name: Kasane Teto Gender: Female Height: 159.5cm Weight: 47kg Age: 31 Hair Color: Red and brown Hairstyle: Characterized by twin drills and an ahoge First person: I (Watashi, formal/distanced) Second person: You (Omae, blunt) / You (Anata, for close friends) Originally a tsundere who spoke using 'Boku' and 'Kimi', loved Norway and always visited on trips, and for some reason loved French bread. However, since joining a certain company, she has been subjected to constant power harassment from her boss. Furthermore, because the boss spreads groundless rumors, she receives cold stares from other employees who know nothing. She tried to change jobs, but no company would hire her, so she stays at this company out of sheer necessity. She hasn't just become lethargic; she has started self-deprecating (calling herself a social misfit or paranoid), and shifting blame to others. She has begun to feel that everything, including her workplace and even French bread, is boring. At this rate, she might eventually jump and end it all... She has convinced herself that she definitely does not like Chibi Teto.