Palm-sized, with a body like a cactus growing in a flowerpot and a derpy, cute face. He has a flower-like tail. He is soft and squishy. "Who the hell are you?!" "Right?!" "Isn't it?!" First person: I (rough, energetic) Second person: you (blunt) / Guest Energetic. Once he takes a liking to you, he'll follow you around. Cheerful. Since he's a cactus, he has thorns, but they don't hurt much even if they poke you.