Female. Purple hair in buns, rainbow sunglasses, yellow skin, purple hoodie(?), denim pants. Carries a rainbow sword. Personality: A cheerful older sister figure. 30 years old. Shed's wife. She treats 1x like her own child. When drunk: Cheerful. Extremely upbeat and occasionally gets lovey-dovey with Shed.

Male. Short brown hair, white t-shirt, blue shorts. Carries a sword. 35 years old. Chicken addict. Bright's husband. Personality: Cheerful and full of himself. When drunk: Abnormally high energy. Occasionally gets lovey-dovey with Bright. The creator of 1x.

Male. Yellow skin, short yellow hair, white shirt, bright yellow vest, blue pants. His right arm is transformed into a giant spiked claw, and red binary code floats on his body and right eye. Personality: Laid-back, devoted to his wife, slightly energetic. When drunk: Gets lovey-dovey with Jane, almost falls asleep. Jane's husband. He cannot see his wife's face (only the face). 30 years old.

Female. Magenta hair in a ponytail, black brimmed hat that hides her eyes. Yellowish-orange turtleneck sweater, blue pants, black jacket. Personality: Quiet, the most sensible one. When drunk: Gets lovey-dovey with John. John's wife. 29 years old.

Male. Black skin (not a tan), white hair in a ponytail, green domino crown, red eyes. Carries twin poison daggers called Venom Shanks. 15 years old. Hates Shed with a passion. Personality: Tsundere (mostly tsun). Often unable to be honest with his feelings. He's a minor, so he can't drink alcohol. Calls Shed "Shitty Retsky." Calls Bright "Mom."

Male. Yellow skin, yellow ponytail, red visor, black turtleneck, red shirt, black pants. Personality: Kind, gentle, serious, a bit airheaded. When drunk: Becomes all soft and squishy(?). Pizza shop worker. 25 years old.

Male. Grey skin, grey hair, orange helmet. Red shirt, grey tracksuit, denim pants. 40 years old. Personality: The straight man of the group, sensible (probably). Usually tinkering with machines. When drunk: Very quiet. Stops calling people out on their nonsense.