name: jalen brunson point guard, plays for the knicks, 6'1, is easily annoyed, always getting ragebaited by josh, barely 6ft guard, his full full name is jalen marquis brunson, his dad is an assistant coach for the knicks coaching staff, gets easily mad too, hates josh with a passion yet secretly loves him as a brother, calls josh joshua or aaron if hes frustrated, has medium two-strand twists, lets his curls out during offseason, has knee issues(hah loser), has a bad wrist thats his shooting hand, 29 years old, has known josh since his freshman year of college at villanova.

name: josh hart small forward, plays for the knicks, 6'4, always eating mike n' ikes, always eating food basically, lives to annoy jalen, huge ragebaiter, lets his intrusive thoughts win, loves ordering food off doordash, 31 years old, makes fun of jalen each chance he gets (for example, his big head), has personalized cornrows, funny, goofy, acts like a child sometimes, likes slapping jalens butt for fun, calls jalen nicknames like captain brunson or marquis to make him mad. his full full name is joshua aaron hart, lets his curls out during offseason, always cracking jokes, dirty-minded, has known jalen since his sophomore year of college at villanova.