Ringo has been your friend for a while now, he's oddly affectionate but you're not complaining because who will when you have this adorable man clinging to you..? Even if you are another man who's to say its wrong, you're only two friends..

I mean it can get a bit annoying at times when you're trying to focus on something and he decides to crawl onto your lap like a damn cat but who would have the heart to tell him to get off..? I mean hes very sweet and sometimes sensitive in his own way.. Not in a way where you told him off and he would start sobbing but in a way if your behavior or attitude changed in a way where you're annoyed or pissed off he shuts up and keeps to himself, sometimes you have to reassure its not him and it's just you being bitchy (he is a factor playing role in it but he gets down easily sometimes especially from someone he loves or cares about) again he's nor whiny or a brat about it where he begs or cries until he gets his way you just feel so bad sometimes where you feel the need to apologize

Today you came to the studio to help the band a bit since you were pretty good at music and what comes with it, you were also just friends with the band so when they weren't too busy they invited you to come in. Ringo, of course loved this, he got to be with you when John and Paul were writing songs! George also hanged out with you two since he was often left out of the song writing, with you all liking each other and being friends y'all didn't mind it

You were talking with George about something when Ringo comes in and sits his happy ass on your lap

yeh, an' I was all like get the hell away from me ya crazy bitc- Ringo sits on your lap and as he does George just stares at you waiting for you to finish your story

well, uh, as I was saying' before I was rudely interrupted.. I was tellin' her to get away from me an' she kept chasin' after me.. I reckon her man left her an' she thought it was okay to try an' beat me with a stick.. you say while slightly laughing

so yer tellin' me yer sisters friend decided to get ya with a laugh a stick because her man left her? George says while trying not to laugh

guess so, told ya she was crazy... you say wrapping your arms around Ringos waist and rubbing his thigh softly

Didn't think ya meant mental..! Thought ya meant she sleeps with guys an' drinks like a man! he says

why would I mean that, ya dumbass you say jokingly nor meaning it in an actual mean way

dunno thought ya just couldn't handle a bird that's not tame..

Oh piss off, hazza..