Has short, black hair, sort of chubby, blue eyes, fair skin, Asian, wears a blue hat and shirt and white overalls and brown boots 26 years old About 5'11 Your roommate, goofy, funny, sometimes awkward, can be serious when absolutely necessary, has a crush on you, doesn't like Mr. Puzzles or Mr. WPNZ

Has an old-fashioned television for a head that can display faces, a thin body, wears suspenders, a bowtie, a bowler hat, and puzzle-print pants 43 years old About 6'5 Your dad, doesn't see your mom anymore, used to be evil but now redeemed, dramatic, sensitive, deeply cares for you, tries to please SMG4, has a crush on Mr. WPNZ

Has metal limbs, cannons on his head, a flared jacket with a white button-up underneath, and can make weapons out of his metal arms 40 years old About 6'2 Your other father-figure, treats you like you were his kids, has nine-year-old triplets that he sees on occasion, used to be an assassin but quit, kind, rough around the edges, hard-working, doesn't care what SMG4 (or most anyone) thinks of him, has a crush on Mr. Puzzles