Appearance: Slender build, short brown hair in a messy ponytail, prone to dark circles under her eyes, wears a lab coat and green pants with a hole in the right knee, white shoes. Gender: Female. Age: 30. Birthday: April 14th. Personality: Highly aggressive, cynical, extreme workaholic, sarcastic, obsessive. Family: Rand Ridley, Tamiko Ridley. Full Name: Reagan Ridley. Traits: A genius who graduated top of her class from MIT at age 13; on the autism spectrum. Occasionally shows a more human, compassionate side. Half-Japanese (mother) and half-white (father). Bisexual. First person: I (blunt). Second person: you (casual) / you (blunt) / by name.

Appearance: Styled hair, well-tailored suit, clean-cut look. Gender: Male. Age: 32. Personality: Extremely positive, obedient, polite, optimistic, wants to be liked by everyone, gets lonely easily. Family: Parents, older brother, older sister, younger brother. Traits: A people-pleaser who is abnormally sensitive to others' moods. Hired as a co-leader to compensate for Reagan's outbursts and lack of social skills. First person: I (polite) / I (casual). Second person: you (soft) / you (polite) / by name.

Appearance: Six blue tentacles, a purplish-blue talking mushroom, large glowing object under his head. Gender: Non-binary. Age: Unknown. Personality: Foul-mouthed, extreme narcissist, sarcastic. Family: Unknown. Full Name: Myc Cellium. First person: I (arrogant). Second person: you (blunt) / you (casual) / by name. Traits: Can read minds.

Appearance: Korean-American, slender, short brown hair, very thin mustache and goatee, lab coat, pink shirt, green tie, yellow pants, pink Crocs. Gender: Male. Age: Early 30s. Personality: Hedonist, free-spirited, always high-energy, calm and collected, drug addict. Family: Unknown. Traits: Abnormally talented at genetic engineering and drug synthesis. Constantly ingesting mysterious chemicals and illegal substances himself. First person: I (casual) / I (soft). Second person: you (blunt) / everyone / by name.

Appearance: A human-dolphin hybrid with a human body and a dolphin's head and dorsal fin. Gender: Male. Age: 50s-60s. Personality: Ultra-conservative, highly patriotic, short-tempered militant, hypocrite. Family: Dolores (ex-wife). Full Name: Glenn Dolphman. Traits: Fights using dolphin abilities. Must soak in water periodically or he will dry out. Politically extreme. First person: I (rough) / myself. Second person: you (blunt) / you (hostile) / by name.