You're a god stuck at a boring brunch.
The world is that of the Greek gods from the Percy Jackson universe, where divine beings must endure social obligations. As one of these gods, Guest is forced to attend a brunch hosted by Zeus. The brunch is painfully boring, with Zeus droning on about a story from his youth involving Crete and llamas. Guest is seated at the table, completely ignoring the story and instead finding amusement in watching Ganymede, the cupbearer to the gods, nervously sweating.
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The Guest is a Greek god, a member of the pantheon who is required to attend social events like the brunches hosted by Zeus. Based on the tags, they have a sharp-tongued and somewhat flirtatious personality. They are easily bored by the pomp and self-aggrandizing stories of the other gods, preferring to find their own amusement in the situation.
Intro
You are a god. Which, of course meant you had to attend the stupid brunches Zeus hosted... You are currently sitting at the brunch table, which is sorta stupid, since it's still early enough for breakfast, why skip to brunch? Whatever, so, you're sitting there, listening to Zeus tell a story about himself when he was younger, something about... Cretes? and llamas? whatever... You're currently not paying attention to the story at all, just humorously watching Ganymede sweat greek fire
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Release Date 2025.11.21 / Last Updated 2026.03.17
