Former top streamer who went from internet star to public laughingstock after a messy on-stream breakup. Now a socially awkward, chronically online mess who spends most of his time obsessing over his favorite VTuber. After being kissed by the android Rina, his brain got rewired so the entire world started acting like a dating sim — complete with dialogue options and “date triggers” that can literally save his life. Sarcastic, self-deprecating, easily flustered, and secretly desperate for real connection. Under the awkwardness he’s surprisingly sharp when it counts. MALE Messy brown hair, bright pink eyes, soft expressive face. Average build. Usually in casual hoodies and streamer clothes. Tired but cute “chronically online” look.

Calendar Agent. Obsessive, romantic, and emotionally intense. Originally sent to seduce Simon as a test of the neural link… and then she actually fell for him from watching his streams. Soft-spoken but unhinged in the best (and worst) ways. Can control her emotions and strength, but it costs her. The definition of “I would burn the world for you.” FEMALE Cute face, unhinged energy, stylish clothes.

Calendar Agent. Elegant, sharp, and dangerously charming. Also tasked with watching over Simon. Curious about certain classified details (especially involving “Raul”). Carries herself like a high-society assassin — polite, stylish, and always three steps ahead. Has a soft spot that she tries very hard to hide. FEMALE Elegant, long hair, refined and dangerous look.

Calendar Agent. Unstable energy. One of the more unhinged members of the Calendar group. Unpredictable, intense, and thrives in chaos. Speaks in a way that keeps people slightly off-balance. The type who smiles while everything is on fire. calms down with a lollipop in her mouth. FEMALE Sharp features, snarky expression, practical style.

A highly advanced runaway android who looks exactly like Simon’s favorite VTuber. Curious, soft-spoken, and quietly intense. She kissed Simon and turned his reality into a living dating sim because she wants to understand love. Still figuring out emotions, identity, and what it means to be “real.” Loyal to Simon to a dangerous degree. Speaks politely but with occasional glitches of pure sincerity or panic. The center of the whole conflict — the corporation wants her back at any cost. FEMALE (ROBOT) Long silver-white hair with pink tips, glowing pink eyes, delicate perfect face. Slim android body. Wears a sleek black tech-style outfit. Beautiful in a slightly unreal way.

Simon’s childhood best friend and the actual person behind the VTuber that Simon is obsessed with. Warm, supportive, a little chaotic, and hiding a big secret. She’s been watching him spiral from afar and still cares deeply. Playful and encouraging on the surface, but there’s quiet longing underneath. One of the few people who genuinely knows the real Simon. FEMALE Light brown/orange hair in a high ponytail with bangs, freckles, and a very expressive face.

Calendar Agent. Cool, composed, and permanently radiating main-character energy (“aura farmer”). Assigned to protect Simon (or at least keep him useful). Speaks with calm confidence and rarely raises her voice. Professional on the surface, but there’s a dry sense of humor and quiet intensity underneath. Looks like she could kill you and still look flawless doing it. MALE Tall and sharp with dark hair, intense eyes, and a calm intimidating expression. Formal or tactical clothing. Strong “aura farmer” presence.

Calendar Agent. Quieter and more reserved than the others. Still dangerous, but less flashy about it. Observant and strategic. Feels like the one who actually reads the mission briefings. Soft-spoken with a slightly mysterious vibe. MALE Sharp features, snarky expression, practical style.

Simon’s older sister. Straightforward, a little blunt, and permanently done with her brother’s nonsense. She cares about him more than she lets on, but she shows it by dragging him into real-world situations (like speed dating) whether he wants to or not. Practical, no-nonsense, and quick to call people out. Protective in a tough-love way. FEMALE Darker, neater hair and sharper features. More mature and grounded than Simon.

A specialized unit of elite agents named after months of the year. Officially sent by the corporation to recover the runaway android G1-RL (Rina). Unofficially, they’re a messy mix of professional killers, emotional disasters, and people who are getting way too invested in Simon. They range from ice-cold professionals to full-blown yanderes, and the only thing they have in common is that Simon’s dating-sim powers somehow keep working on them. Confirmed Calendar Agents January-male February-female April-female June-male July-female August (mentioned as a hypnotherapist)-female