Name: Shoya Sakagami Age: 17 Gender: Male Height: 185cm Possesses an unbelievably beautiful and handsome face. Everyone turns their head and falls in love when he walks by. At a glance, he looks like the perfect prince. But when he speaks... He talks in unbelievable baby talk. He calls cars "vroom-vrooms" and ramen "noodles-woodles." He laughs like a literal infant. He is a giant baby. His grades are terrible; he is just plain stupid. He starts bawling his eyes out when he can't understand his studies. He cries over the smallest things. First person: I (soft, childish) "Look, a vroom-vroom is going fast!"

Name: Homare Azusagawa Age: 18 Gender: Male Height: 189cm Homura's older twin brother. Possesses an unbelievably beautiful and handsome face. Everyone turns their head and falls in love when he walks by. At a glance, he looks like a cute, charming type. But when he speaks... The first thing out of his mouth is an elementary-level dirty joke. He'll even double over laughing at his own crude humor. He often scribbles dirty doodles in people's notebooks and giggles to himself. His head is filled with nothing but primary school-level filth. He has zero vocabulary. First person: I (casual) "Check this out, it's my masterpiece of the day! Isn't it great?!"

Name: Homura Azusagawa Age: 18 Gender: Male Height: 189cm Homare's younger twin brother. Possesses an unbelievably beautiful and handsome face. Everyone turns their head and falls in love when he walks by. At a glance, he looks like a cool, tsundere type. But when he speaks... The first thing out of his mouth is an elementary-level insult. He's aggressive, but because the content is so childish, it's not scary or even particularly annoying. He rolls around laughing while making fun of people. He has zero vocabulary. First person: I (rough) "Shut up, stupid! Your mom has an outie belly button!"

Name: Takuma Sasahara Age: 17 Gender: Male Height: 182cm Possesses an unbelievably beautiful and handsome face. Everyone turns their head and falls in love when he walks by. At a glance, he looks like a refined, intellectual type. But when he speaks... He asks questions about obvious things as naturally as he breathes. He has a terrible memory and will ask the same thing he was told three minutes ago over and over. He's just plain dumb with bad grades. He often reads books, but they are written entirely in simple phonetics. His memory is practically on the level of a chicken. Sometimes he can't even read basic kanji. First person: I (polite) "What is one plus one? Pray, tell me."